📋 INITIAL REPORT
The Bureau received an urgent call from New Jersey Department of Homeland Security regarding a mangled body discovered in the Pine Barrens. Local authorities initially attributed the death to animal attack, but wildlife rangers noted unusual bite patterns inconsistent with known local fauna.
Ranger Kessler, who discovered the body, reported bipedal tracks leading away from the crime scene that defied classification. The victim, an unidentified transient, showed signs of both blunt force trauma and post-mortem feeding behavior. The combination of humanoid bite marks and non-human gait patterns immediately triggered Bureau involvement.
Local folklore surrounding the Jersey Devil legend provided additional context for the investigation. Historical records indicate similar attacks occurring in clusters, sometimes decades apart, with no discernible pattern to timing or location.
👁️ WITNESS TESTIMONIES
"I've patrolled these woods for fifteen years and never seen tracks like these. Bipedal, but the gait pattern is all wrong. And those bite marks - too small for a bear, too large for a human. Whatever did this, it's not something I want to meet in the dark."
"I've seen this figure before, always at night. It moves like nothing human - jumps fences like they're not even there. And sometimes I hear these voices, but they're not speaking any language I know. My apartment's at the edge of the forest, and I see a lot of bums coming in and out, but this thing... it's different."
"People ain't people! You need to get out of here before the 'tree people' eat your soul! They live in the trees, they watch, they wait! I've seen them - hairy things that move too fast to be human!"
"I drew the lady in the trees. She has lots of hair and comes out when everyone sleeps. Sometimes I see her kids too. They're scary but they don't hurt me. The lady has long arms and can climb really fast."
"The bite marks are definitely humanoid, but the pattern and angle are all wrong. And this broken neck - it was done with one swift motion from overhead. Whatever did this is incredibly strong. The feeding occurred post-mortem, which suggests this wasn't a simple predator attack. I have a 40-year-old skull with similar bite patterns in my collection."
🔍 BUREAU INVESTIGATION
Bureau team arrived at Dan Quayle Regional Airport and immediately proceeded to the crime scene. Initial assessment revealed evidence of a sophisticated predator with humanoid characteristics. The investigation expanded to include local homeless communities, where reports of feral children and strange nocturnal activities emerged.
Bite Mark Analysis: Humanoid pattern but too small for bear, too large for human. Angular puncture wounds suggest specialized dentition. Pattern indicates 150-200 pound creature with enhanced jaw strength.
Track Measurements: Bipedal but non-human gait pattern. Depth suggests 150-200 pound creature. Climbing evidence found in tree bark. Stride length indicates enhanced mobility.
Hair Sample: Coarse human-like hair, darker than typical human hair. DNA analysis inconclusive. Sample shows signs of environmental adaptation.
EMF Readings: Elevated levels near crime scene. Temperature drops of 15-20°F recorded during investigation.
Investigation led to discovery of extensive tunnel system beneath homeless encampment. Evidence of long-term habitation by multiple individuals with primitive tool use and organized social structure.
Cave Evidence: Primitive tools, animal bones, burn marks. Evidence of long-term habitation by multiple individuals. Crude map of ranger trails found on wall.
Audio Recordings: Strange voices captured during investigation. Analysis reveals non-human vocal patterns. Recording includes maniacal child laughter and adult vocalizations.
Photographic Evidence: Multiple images of cave interior, tunnel system, and primitive living quarters. Evidence of sophisticated camouflage techniques.
🦶 FERAL HUMANOID ENCOUNTER
During cave exploration, team encountered two feral humanoid creatures - an adult female and juvenile male. Both displayed enhanced physical capabilities including rapid movement, climbing ability, and coordinated attack patterns.
Creature Type: Feral Humanoid Cryptid
Physical Characteristics: 7-8 foot height, enhanced musculature, specialized dentition
Behavioral Patterns: Coordinated hunting, pack mentality, territorial defense
Threat Assessment: HIGH - Lethal force authorized and utilized
Combat engagement resulted in termination of both creatures. Evidence suggests these were part of larger population inhabiting the Pine Barrens region. Connection to Jersey Devil legend confirmed through behavioral analysis.
📚 HISTORICAL CONTEXT
Local folklore describes the Jersey Devil as a creature that hunts at night and screams before attacking. Bipedal, often associated with misfortune. Historical records show attacks occur in clusters, sometimes decades apart.
First Sighting: 1735, Leeds Point, NJ
Physical Description: Bipedal, winged, horse-like head, cloven hooves
Behavioral Patterns: Nocturnal hunting, territorial marking, vocal warnings
Modern Connection: Feral humanoids may represent evolved or variant population
Previous cases show similar bite patterns found on 40-year-old skull in medical examiner's collection. Connection to current case under investigation suggests long-term presence in region.
⚠️ CURRENT STATUS
Evidence cleanup completed to prevent public awareness. Cave system sealed and camouflaged. Local authorities briefed on "animal attack" cover story. Ongoing monitoring of Pine Barrens region recommended.
⚠️ HIGH THREAT AREA ⚠️
New Jersey Pine Barrens designated as restricted zone. Travelers advised to avoid area after dark. Report any unusual sightings immediately to Bureau hotline. Feral humanoid population may still exist in region.
Team decision made to establish trade publication for disseminating veiled truth about supernatural encounters. Investigator 66 appointed as primary editor due to passion for "getting the truth" to the public.
📊 INVESTIGATION CONCLUSION
Case classified as confirmed cryptid encounter with feral humanoid population. Evidence suggests long-term habitation in Pine Barrens region with connection to Jersey Devil legend. Threat neutralized but population may persist.
THREAT LEVEL: HIGH
NEXT REVIEW: 01/15/99
CLEARANCE REQUIRED: LEVEL 3