CONTACT THE BUREAU

Have a paranormal experience to report? Spotted a cryptid? Discovered evidence of a government conspiracy? Contact our investigators through the secure channels below.

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SECURE CONTACT METHODS

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All secure communication channels are currently undergoing maintenance for enhanced security protocols.

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BUREAU OPERATING HOURS

Monday - Friday: 9:00 AM - 11:59 PM EST
Saturday: 12:00 PM - 3:33 AM EST
Sunday: CLOSED (Maintenance Day)
Halloween: 24/7 EMERGENCY OPERATIONS

* Response times may vary during heightened paranormal activity *

EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS

IMMEDIATE THREAT SITUATIONS:

  • 🔴 Life-threatening paranormal entity: Call 911, then our emergency hotline
  • 🟡 Active government surveillance: Use secure postal mail only
  • 🟢 Evidence deteriorating: Fax photos immediately to secure line
  • Dimensional breach: Evacuate area, call Cosmic Clearance line